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SHOCKING! McCain: racist, bigot & homophobe

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008


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Ok this is funny and since I don’t plan on voting for McCain I don’t give a shit.
It seems like the Obama fans are already getting desperate. Obama got no bump from his overseas tour, he keeps putting his foot in his mouth by saying dumb shit, folks are getting tired of his arrogant ass so now the Obama fans are recycling this post from Capital Hill Blue found via the Negro gossip site Media Take Out. They encourage circulation to other blogs and e-mail.
WatchingFromAfar are you paying attention, LOL!My man Hal even has this in the comments section:

Everyone can help publicize
Submitted by Hal Brown on August 1, 2008 - 9:55am.
Everyone can help publicize this in three ways:

1) Sign on to one of the social news networks below the column (Digg, Delicious, Reddict etc.) and submit it.

2) Send it to everyone who you think needs to know (use BCC not CC). Urge them to send it on.

3) Put a note about it on other websites which have similar comments sections.

As is said in cyber-speak, this needs to go viral. Maybe then the MSM will notice.

WatchingFromAfar are you paying attention!! LOL! 

Wizbang Blue got the memo and is circulating: The Racist Wit & Wisdom Of John McCain

Now much of this material I had posted months ago but liberals don’t like my blog and would never use Political Party Poop as an anti GOP resource.
Hey this is what makes politics so much fun.

By DOUG THOMPSON

John McCain, a member of the House of Representatives in the mid-1980s, often held court at a table near the bar at Bullfeathers, a popular Capitol Hill watering hole, telling jokes and matching hangers-on drink by drink.

As a Capitol Hill chief of staff, I often drank at Bullfeathers and was invited to join the throng at McCain’s table one evening. A few minutes listening to the racism, bigotry and homophobia of the Arizona Congressman told me all I needed to know.

McCain loved to tell jokes about lesbians, blacks, Hispanics and the Vietnamese community that occupied a large section of Arlington County, Virginia, just south of the District of Columbia.

Of course, McCain didn’t use polite language in the jokes: He used names like “fags” or “queers” or “dykes” or “niggers” or “spics” or “wetbacks” or “gooks.”

A typical McCain joke (overheard at Bullfeathers):

Two dykes are talking at a bar and one leaves. As she walks toward the door, the other watches her leave and says out loud: “God, I’ve love to eat her out.”

Two men are standing near by and one turns to the other and says: “I’d like to do the same. Guess that makes me a dyke.”

Or another (also overheard at Bullfeathers):

Question: Why does Mexican beer have two “X’s” on the label?

Answer: Because wetbacks always need a co-signer.

(McCain has a documented history of lesbian jokes. He’s also come under fire for other jokes about rape.)

Exampe:

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?

Because Janet Reno is her father.

Another example:

Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?’

When he ran for the Senate, I attended a gathering of GOP operatives at the National Republican Senatorial Committee where McCain outlined his campaign strategy:

I play to win. I do whatever it takes to win. If I have to fuck my opponent to win I’ll do it. If I have to destroy my opponent I won’t give it a second thought.

McCain’s so-called sense of humor has no limits when it comes to simple human decency. Shortly after former President Ronald Reagan announced he had Alzheimer’s Disease, McCain told this joke at a GOP Fundraiser:

Do you know the best thing about having Alzheimer’s? 

You get to hide your own Easter eggs.

Even his wife is not immune. Writes Cliff Schecter in his book, The Real John McCain:

Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain’s intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain’s hair and said, “You’re getting a little thin up there.” McCain’s face reddened, and he responded, “At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.” McCain’s excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.

This is the man the Republican Party thinks should be the next President of the United States. What else should we expect from a party that promotes racism, homophobia and discrimination against anyone with a different skin color, sexual orientation or ethnic origin?

So we shouldn’t be surprised that McCain’s campaign strategy seeks to raise racial fear about Barack Obama, the first African-American with a serious shot at the Presidency of the United States.

John McCain is a racist: Always has been, always will be. A retired Naval officer who says he served with McCain in the Navy says he treated black sailors with disrespect and scorn. McCain refuses to release his detailed military record and some sources say that record includes incidents that include issues with black sailors.

Such attitudes are part of his family history. As noted by a black poster in Talking Points Memo:

I can’t love America the same way John McCain does. When his daddy was Admiral, my daddy was mopping floors. And when his granddaddy was Admiral, all the Blacks in the entire Navy were mopping floors. But they still volunteered and went to war, even when their commanders didn’t think they were brave enough to fight. So who loves America more? The cook on the ship who couldn’t vote in 15 states, or the Admiral who dined on the meals he slaved over?

McCain’s collection of off-color jokes are riddled with racist words and sentiments. Advisors have toned down the raunchy rhetoric of his early years in Congress but close aides say his attitudes have not changed.

McCain opposed making the birthday of slain civil rights leader Martin Luther King a national holiday. During his 2000 campaign for President, he told reporters on his “Straight Talk Express: “I hated the gooks (North Vietnamese). I will hate them as long as I live.”

Katie Hong of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, who reported the remark, wrote:

It is offensive because by using a racial epithet that has historically been used to demean all Asians to describe his captors, McCain failed to make a distinction between his torturers and an entire racial group.

It is alarming because a major candidate for president publicly used a racial epithet, refused to apologize for doing so and remains a legitimate contender.

For his 2000 campaign for President, McCain hired Richard Quinn, founder and editor in chief of Southern Heritage Magazine, to serve as his spokesman in South Carolina.

Notes Salon.Com:

Quinn’s articles have called Nelson Mandela a “terrorist” and King a man “whose role in history was to lead his people into a perpetual dependence on the welfare state, a terrible bondage of body and soul.” In another piece, Quinn said of former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke, “What better way to reject politics as usual than to elect a maverick like David Duke?” though he did condemn Duke’s bigotry.

Irwin A. Tank, author of Gook: John McCain’s Racism, notes a long and sordid history of racism from the presumptive GOP nominee, including:

  • McCain’s use of the anti-Asian slur “gook” publicly for 27 years before dropping the use for his current Presidential run;
  • McCain’s endorsement of George Wallace Jr., a frequent speaker at white supremacist events;
  • His vote against establishing a holiday for Martin Luther King’s birthday and then another vote to rescind the holiday.
  • In answering a question about divorced fathers and child support, McCain called the children “tar babies.”

The list goes on and on.

What else do you expect from a racist, bigot and homophobe?

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Letterman’s Top Ten Signs Obama is Overconfident

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

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I added this article because as I browsed the lefty blogs they seem to be genuinely worried about the Obama “arrogant” issue taking hold.
Several websites and blogs have basically said that Obama will not be doing any more large grandiose audience appearances for awhile and will stick to small town hall types gigs.

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GOP’s celeb-Obama message gains traction

Barack Obama’s critics laid down the foundations of the strategy months ago: The Republican National Committee started the “Audacity Watch” back in April, and Karl Rove later fueled the attack by describing the first-term Illinois senator as “coolly arrogant.”
It wasn’t until the last week, however, that the narrative of Obama as a president-in-waiting — and perhaps getting impatient in that waiting — began reverberating beyond the inboxes of Washington operatives and journalists.

Perhaps one of the clearest indications emerged Tuesday from the world of late-night comedy, when David Letterman offered his “Top Ten Signs Barack Obama is Overconfident.” The examples included Obama proposing to change the name of Oklahoma to “Oklobama” and measuring his head for Mount Rushmore.

“When Letterman is doing ‘Top Ten’ lists about something, it has officially entered the public consciousness,” said Dan Schnur, a political analyst from the University of Southern California and the communications director in John McCain’s 2000 campaign. “And it usually stays there for a long, long time.”

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Mohammed Brand Condoms!

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Found this on The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler was in tears laughing!

Thanks to the comedic geniuses at The Nose on Your Face and a tip from LC Azygos, we’re proud to present to you the latest, greatest thing to give to the haji who already has it all:

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Barack “Uh” Obama

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008


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Found this nice collection here

David Letterman Barack Obama “Uh” Count

A special message from Barack Obama - “Ugh Uh, Uh Ugh”

Here is a short clip of a press conference in Amman, Jordan.

Here is over 7 minutes of ONE PRESS CONFERENCE OF THE MESSI AH, THE MESSIUH..UH…UH

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The Obama World Tour t-shirt finalists

Monday, July 21st, 2008


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More Here at Michelle Malkin

hUMOR…

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008


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The Good Ole Days…

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

“What we don’t remember are the little things that flew over our heads as kids…”

From Pee Wee’s Playhouse to Fractured Fairy Tales ah the days when kids programs were filled with sexual and drug references.

How did we survive!? LOL!

After watching this I had a strong case of the munchies…

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Blacks With No Soul

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

LOL!!!! Found on El Borak In case you is wondering Snoop has lots of Soul…

Here is some extra credit reading for you white people out there: Stuff Educated Black People Like
I don’t have a college degree, just military experience, so I’m not sure if I belong in the EBP category.

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Your Next President?

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

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Can’t find anything interesting to post, so here is a racist joke…

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Disclaimer: This joke has been pre approved for posts only on Negro blogs. Posting this joke and photo on white websites or blogs can be considered racist. You will certainly be visited by Al Sharpton or one of his racial police henchmen.


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A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth… Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”

St. Peter said, “That’s a question only God can answer.” So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, “God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”

God simply replied “You are what you are.”

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, “Well, did God straighten out your query for you?” The zebra looked puzzled.

“No sir, God simply said ‘You are what you are.’” St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, “Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.”

The zebra asked St. Peter, “How do you know that for certain?” “Because,” said St. Peter, “If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, “You is what you is.”

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McCain Rap Song

Friday, June 6th, 2008

The Angry John McCain Song

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Margaret Cho - Gay Men

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Friday, May 16th, 2008

I’m sorry but this makes me laugh!!

Top Ten Angry On-Camera Meltdowns

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Sorry Muscle Dude you will have lots to watch when you get home, LOL!!

Cartman politics

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Amazing Racist - Beaners

Friday, May 9th, 2008

The Amazing Racist - Asians

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Lunch

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

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A new fragrance

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Found on the blog Antihippies

Via: Signal 94

Hogate - You are NOT the father….again….and again…and again…and again…

Monday, May 5th, 2008

I needed a good laugh, watching Maury almost always does the trick!

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 A report appearing this month in an obscure medical journal, the “Archives of Sexual Behavior,” shows that women who enjoy sex au natural are less depressed than those who use condoms. The reason: semen may be an antidepressant. Few would associate a glob of semen with a dose of Prozac, but many will say that bare sex with a beloved partner makes them feel good. “If that’s the truth, I must be the happiest woman on the planet,” says Wifey, the star of WifeysWorld.com, where she and her husband (yes, Hubby) open their bedroom to subscribing voyeurs. “I have probably consumed quarts of semen in my life and I can certainly attest to a heightened feeling afterwards. I suppose it makes sense.

“Put me on the ‘I think it’s true’ side of the ledger,” she says. “The act of sex is more pleasurable without condoms,” says Janice (not her real name), a fashion designer in Chicago who has struggled with depression since age 16. “The whole next day you really feel much better. There’s definitely a difference.” Study author Gordon Gallup, a psychology professor at the State University of New York in Albany, thinks the post-coital buzz Wifey describes and the sexual healing Janice experiences may be caused by some unknown chemical in semen. It all began with cohabiting lesbians.

Two studies showed that while heterosexual women who live together often have their periods at the same time, lesbians living in close quarters do not. The phenomenon of menstrual synchrony is believed to be caused by pheromones in sweat. Gallup thought that if lesbians have the same pheromones breeders have, maybe the difference is exposure to semen, or a lack thereof.

 Then he happened upon a 1986 report in an out-of-the-way journal called “Medical Hypotheses.” Psychologist P.G. Ney wrote of a depressed woman who made an astounding recovery as soon as she got laid. No surprise there. But, as its name suggests, the journal is a forum for wild speculation, so Ney put forth the idea that something in her lover’s ejaculate cured her. Gallup says he was intrigued, and spent more time sifting through the medical literature to see if he could find any scientific basis for Ney’s report and the case of the asynchronous lesbians.

 He found some compelling evidence. Semen is a nutritious medium that supports spermatozoa on their journey through a woman’s plumbing. That’s what we learned in sex ed, but it’s not the whole of it. In fact, semen is a rich chemical brine, containing testosterone, estrogen and other hormones: prostaglandins (made in the prostate gland), as well as luteinizing hormone and follicle-stimulating hormone (both trigger ovulation). Scientists know that chemicals in semen are absorbed into a woman’s bloodstream through the vagina. “There’s clear evidence that there’s transport,” Gallup says. “There’s no question about that.”

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IDIOT!

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Found on My Space and had to share…


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NNN Special Report: Ladies Love Grand Theft Auto

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Hillarity, Obamarama

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Found on El Borak

SHOCKING!!

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008


Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

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Chelsea Crashes Philly’s Gay Bars

Monday, April 21st, 2008



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PHILADELPHIA — Chelsea Clinton stopped traffic Friday night as she wandered the streets of Philadelphia on a gay bar crawl, winning rave reviews for both her politics and her appearance.Led around the neighborhood by Gov. Ed Rendell, Chelsea was mobbed by local gays and lesbians, as she walked from one club to the next. They ran up to hug her, posed for pictures and certainly invaded her personal space.

“I grabbed her ass,” one young woman exclaimed to her friends after snapping a picture with her arm around the former first daughter.

“Chelsea, the gays love you!” one fan exclaimed, as she took the microphone at Bump, a restaurant and bar that was her first stop. “Oh, gosh, I don’t know if everybody loves me,” she responded.

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Disturbing Hillary Clinton video…DON’T WATCH!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Ebonics Language Lesson

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Who do want answering the phone at 3 am?

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Tequilla

Sunday, March 30th, 2008