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You people are not fooling me, anyone who reads this blog knows by asking for my opinion on something is like tossing a smoke bomb in the girls locker room and pulling the fire alarm!!

Hell I was not gonna do any blogging today maybe a few funny You Tube clips to torture Muscle Daddy, LOL!

But I received a special comment request from Bob-O, wanted to know my views on gay marriage.

Hmmm let me see, my view now is frankly I really don’t give a shit if gay folks marry.

I use to be dead set against it, not because I have any issues with gay folks, but because of the increased cost to society in general since we all know heterosexual folks get divorced at an alarming clip imaging throwing in the manic and confused state of same sex unions.
Years from now courts will be overrun with gay couple fighting over sperm donation children and which one gets to keep the feather dress or the L-Word DVD set.

Let me just say what few will say, after all I is Snoop, I have said this before, men are already fucked up in the head, gay men are fucked up hetero men on steroids.
Men by their very nature want to stick their dick into any nasty hole they can find and so you want me to believe that two gay men who want to marry is not the toxic mix we all already know it will be. THEN throw in the fact that two screwed up gay men want to marry because they want to I guess eventually try and adopt and raise a child. I’m just not cool with that.

Now I somewhat jokingly said that since I watch the L-word, although Mrs. Snoop will say I only watch it because of the all the girl on girl action which is not true! I do follow the story line. Ah but Snoop is sad because next season will be the last, SHIT!
Yes I do have a long standing crush on Jenifer Beals from the Flashdance days, but I digress.

Now I don’t have as much of an issue with two women hooking up because I generally tend to think that women are far more comitial when it comes to relationships. I also have no problem with two women raising a child. BUT….BUT if the L-Word is even a small sample of just how screwed up lesbian life is I’m thinking shit; are all gay lesbo folks drowning in this non stop hysterical cyclical drama every fucken day?

Anywho, I have never thought and still have never had a gay individual prove to me that the whole gay marriage thing is as big a priority amongst the gay population and some make it out to be.
I have never believed that it is about couples wanting to be together based on love and all of they mushy romance stuff.
The gay folks who push the gay marriage agenda are only seeking “societal approval” and want to be viewed as “normal” as possible. Hence the push to put same sex materials in school textbooks and wanting to shove the gay agenda down our collective throats.
I don’t have an issue with folks being gay, but I’m sorry but nobody will ever, EVER be able to convince me that it is “normal.” However I understand that the mind is a complex apparatus.

From individuals having phobias, to mental health issues, musical geniuses, people who are serial killers to people with off the charts I.Q.’s. Someone’s sexual preference is simply part of that grey matter processing. Persecuting someone based on that is silly, helping people to “understand” it is cool, but it’s not NORMAL, no more than some man with a predisposition to be attractive to young kids is NORMAL or having some old fuck marry and have kids with 20 retarded women in some cult is NORMAL.

Marriage can be a difficult endeavor and must be worked at and few of us are lucky enough to find the right person. Mrs. Snoop and I are more than some “married” couple we are indeed a team and best friends.
Hell I can’t know what goes on in folks hearts and minds but if two people with the same “equipment” can have what Mrs. Snoop and I have then cool. Marriage for some is an attempt at some measure of normalcy or to appear normal to society.  

Also I have a very specific bias, I grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area and watched as gay folks routinely made asses of themselves trying to shock society into accepting who they were when frankly most of us don’t give a shit and folks like me only became repulsed by their small yellow bus behavior.

Gay men wearing feathers and jacking off each other in public is not the way to convince an average dude like myself that I should take gay issues seriously and try to convince me that these moronic crazy ass people should get married? C’mon!!!

My other issue was back in the day (not so much anymore) gay people would compare their struggles with that of black people and that use to infuriate the fuck out of me when a white gay male is capable of reaching above the glass ceiling because at the very least they can hide their sexual preference. Black folks do not all have the secret recipe for Michael Jackson’s become whitey cream.

Bottom line, I don’t give a shit. Gay folks have the right to be just as miserable as most hetero married couples are. I have watched enough daytime television to know that this world is full of some of the most mentally fucked up retarded asses on the planet.
Just think there is an ignorant ass hillbilly redneck mullet clad couple in Arkansas who will get married this weekend outside their trailer, with the son, Billy Bob, Jr. as best man with the second child in the oven. Each will have their tooth polished, and will toast from their Dale Earnhardt beer mugs hoping for a long lasting marriage. Unfortunately down the road, Billy Bob senior will find another hillbilly honey in a bar after work one day. A hottie at least 100 pound lighter with her GED no less and he will become smitten and dump ole toothless Lucy Sue and they will be on divorce court.
I think we need to break up the monotony, fuck it let gay folks get married so we can laugh at their misery too.
After all this is America, right!? LOL!

This entry was posted on Friday, May 16th, 2008 at 9:27 am and is filed under Society, Gay Watch.
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