Hogate - You are NOT the father….again….and again…and again…and again…
I needed a good laugh, watching Maury almost always does the trick!
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http://dir.salon.com/story/sex/feature/2002/06/19/semen/
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A report appearing this month in an obscure medical journal, the “Archives of Sexual Behavior,” shows that women who enjoy sex au natural are less depressed than those who use condoms. The reason: semen may be an antidepressant. Few would associate a glob of semen with a dose of Prozac, but many will say that bare sex with a beloved partner makes them feel good. “If that’s the truth, I must be the happiest woman on the planet,” says Wifey, the star of WifeysWorld.com, where she and her husband (yes, Hubby) open their bedroom to subscribing voyeurs. “I have probably consumed quarts of semen in my life and I can certainly attest to a heightened feeling afterwards. I suppose it makes sense.
“Put me on the ‘I think it’s true’ side of the ledger,” she says. “The act of sex is more pleasurable without condoms,” says Janice (not her real name), a fashion designer in Chicago who has struggled with depression since age 16. “The whole next day you really feel much better. There’s definitely a difference.” Study author Gordon Gallup, a psychology professor at the State University of New York in Albany, thinks the post-coital buzz Wifey describes and the sexual healing Janice experiences may be caused by some unknown chemical in semen. It all began with cohabiting lesbians.
Two studies showed that while heterosexual women who live together often have their periods at the same time, lesbians living in close quarters do not. The phenomenon of menstrual synchrony is believed to be caused by pheromones in sweat. Gallup thought that if lesbians have the same pheromones breeders have, maybe the difference is exposure to semen, or a lack thereof.
Then he happened upon a 1986 report in an out-of-the-way journal called “Medical Hypotheses.” Psychologist P.G. Ney wrote of a depressed woman who made an astounding recovery as soon as she got laid. No surprise there. But, as its name suggests, the journal is a forum for wild speculation, so Ney put forth the idea that something in her lover’s ejaculate cured her. Gallup says he was intrigued, and spent more time sifting through the medical literature to see if he could find any scientific basis for Ney’s report and the case of the asynchronous lesbians.
He found some compelling evidence. Semen is a nutritious medium that supports spermatozoa on their journey through a woman’s plumbing. That’s what we learned in sex ed, but it’s not the whole of it. In fact, semen is a rich chemical brine, containing testosterone, estrogen and other hormones: prostaglandins (made in the prostate gland), as well as luteinizing hormone and follicle-stimulating hormone (both trigger ovulation). Scientists know that chemicals in semen are absorbed into a woman’s bloodstream through the vagina. “There’s clear evidence that there’s transport,” Gallup says. “There’s no question about that.”
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May 5th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
What do you want to bet she has the next one in the oven already?
May 6th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Dude, how can you sit through a whole clip of that shit? I think it just gave me a WTF-hangover, and it’s not even 8:30 yet.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:53 am
I love these “U not the daddy” It’s even funnier when after the results they run to the back room.
And as Russ said I bet she is pregnant again!
May 6th, 2008 at 8:51 am
I’m with Misty on this one.
But what worries me is not that Snoop likes this stuff; he’s sick but we still love him and are going to do everything we can to help him. No, what worries me is that that there are enough people like him to keep this on the air.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Hey it’s the only reason I watch Maury. When he opens the envelope you can feel the anticipation… and I say it along with Maury you are NOT the father. The exhilaration upon hearing those words, it’s like a team scoring a touchdown or a home run!
C’mon you gotta love it. Especially after these skanks say
“I’M A THOUSAND PERCENT SURE YOU DA DADDY”
you must say that in your best Negro ghettoized voice… LOL!
Being a Negro I’m allowed to say that, so be careful!
May 6th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Is watching (and cheering) this kind of train wreck a little like the Romans cheering when the lions finally ate the Christians? Both scenarios involve watching something awful happen to someone (who may or may not deserve their fate), where the crowd is rooting for whatever causes the most pain to the participant.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
On the other hand, I don’t think the Christians asked to be in the arena with the lions, and these moms are standing in line waiting to be publicly ridiculed! I can’t believe anyone with an ounce of common sense or self-respect would agree to go on such shows….