Obama bowls….. A FUCKEN 37!!!!!!!!
Barack Hussein Obama is a Sissy!
Yesterday, Barack Obama continued his bus tour across Pennsylvania with a stop in Altoona, Obama went bowling!
And he bowled a 37. A 37! Some bowlers get as many points in one frame (30, for three consecutive strikes) as Barack Obama got in a game.
I thought he was suppose to be a damm athlete, turns out dude is a punk ass.
If I were Hilary I would head to the nearest bowling alley. I’ve see kids barely able to pick up a ball bowl in the 60’s.
I don’t know what moron on his staff suggested this, but the fuck needs to be fired!
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April 1st, 2008 at 11:08 am
The first time that I ever went bowling, I broke 100. The worst game I ever bowled was a 97, and that’s because I was drunk and didn’t care. Even to this day, I can pick up a ball and bowl a 125 without even trying, and it’s been years. If Obama is trying to get the beer-drinking Blue-Collar vote, he ain’t gonna make it.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Are we electing a bowler or a president?
Hey now, THAT’s an idea! Let’s just do away with the primaries and just have a “bowl-off”. Winner takes all.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I have a friend who is a political strategist for Obama, I have to ask him, if Obama could not bowl worth a shit, how in the hell could talk him into looking like a complete jackass in front of the media. You would think that he would have practiced first or something.
He bowls like a retard, his image is completely shot.
I bet he gathers a few staffers together to play some basketball and they will choreograph it so he looks like Michael Jordan. What a loser!
April 1st, 2008 at 2:09 pm
It’s like a lawyer in court - you never ask a question that you do not already know the answer to. If they didn’t know if Obama could bowl, he never should have done so in public. Sad for the nation perhaps that politics is so scripted, but for a campaign team it’s the only acceptable reality.
Not that little stupids matter at this point; this is the kind of mistake you don’t want to make, but it’s nothing like Bosnia.
April 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Oh man I have had some very insightful conversations with some political strategists.
The level of detail and planning that goes into ever public event is just amazing.
There was one presentation I listened to where this advance dude was talking about the planning of one of John Kerry’s rallies in 04. He said that depending on the venue they would have folks construct moveable walls that could be quickly put in place to make a location looked more packed than it really was.
He even mentioned that they would have some of the people who stood behind the candidate dress in a certain color or would have age specific people standing behind the dude. There would be coordination with photographers to have them stand at strategic spots to maximize the perceived crowded room effect.
I have listened to so many of these dude talk about this campaign choreography stuff I was just dumbfounded when I saw this Obama clip.
I’m not joking whoever coordinated this bowling fiasco should be fired. Not to compare this to Hillary’s sniper fire lie in terms of media disasters, but dude looked like a complete tard. Bowling is as American an activity as you can get and he looked like some dude from a foreign country who had NEVER been to a bowling alley. He could not have looked any more “out of touch” with the average American.
I reminded me of the G Dub senior grocery store deal where he did not know that grocery items could be scanned and he looked like a complete idiot.
I know I’m being a bit ridiculous on this but these people who head up these campaign get paid shit loads of money and during this campaign cycle, particularly on the Democratic side they have just done so much stupid shit.
I know I need to chill!!
April 1st, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I SUCK at bowling - unless I have been drinking too much (and then for some reason I get better?!!). And even I have never bowled a score that low. Did he really play all 10 frames? He could put the ball in the center of the lane and shove it forward and get a higher score. You almost have to throw all gutter balls (20 of them) save for 2 or 3 throws to rack up a score that awful. How embarssing.
And yea, you do need to chill Snoop. Or apply to be an advance man next campaign season!
April 1st, 2008 at 10:19 pm
If we are gonna have a bowl off to see who is gonna be Prez. can I do it? I’m gonna be 39 my next bday, been bowling since I was 6 carry a 224 average in 2 different leagues, Just shot 737 tuesday nite, this guy is a knob.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:10 am
His staff work SUCKS. Nothing like making your candidate look like a total tool. No, Deej, his bowling score doesn’t matter, but his ability to pick assistants sure as hell does, and he wasn’t well-served on this occasion. Of course, he might have overridden the objections of his staff, and said “Hey, the pro bowlers on TV make it look easy. How hard can it be?” Regardless, he still looked like a dork, a bad thing to look like when you want to be taken seriously.