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I did not get a chance to address it directly a few days ago, but I want to rant a bit about Chris Matthews cry baby bitching diatribe on the You Tube clip I posted a few days ago, and listening to all of these suck ass Democrats first in Iowa and now in New Hampshire and beyond as they bitch and moan about “change.”

I thought about this, and you know that unfortunately Matthews as big and tired of a windbag as he is, apparently speaks for a significant number of confused, lazy, tired and emotionally ignorant individuals.

I watched some of the candidates and some of their chat fests with the poor and hopeless residents of Iowa who followed the candidates around begging a pleading with these politicians begging them to help them make their lives better, to make their lives meaningful, to give them hope.

This particular crop of White House hopefuls is the perfect group to appease the common folk, seemingly devoid of common fucken sense and obviously was raised with a welfare nanny ass mentality.
No matter how many times I bitch and moan about it, I continue to be flabbergasted at just how many people truly believe that the President of the United States can fundamentally change their lives and even more laughable Washington.

Enter stage right the likes of Mike Suckabee; you had a great number of these Iowa Evangelical Christian sycophants who do what most Haleluliah arm waving isolationists do get sucked in by a smooth talking preacher man experienced in the gift of delivering platitudes and happy phrases.
I suspect that these people enjoyed attending the Suckabee Iowa chat fests, disguised come to Jesus and fake hope sessions, with a hint of send me to the White House.
This man who comes out of nowhere has in such a short time endeared himself to a significant number of obviously confused faux Republicans and the media.

These Evangelical zealots who put Suckabee over the top in Iowa I bet envision a White House with tent revival rallies in the rose garden, minus those pesky racist Mormons, and those Muslims and those annoying people who knock on your door on Saturday mornings.

New Hampshire with their “independents” are not quite as taken with Suckabee’s verbal diatribes have opted apparently to give John McCain (another Republican sellout) the nod.

McCain just as most of the Republican field are filled with sellouts and political compromise whores who are determined to abandon true conservative values to appease a bunch of gubment tit sucking cry baby liberals.

Ah shit, I’m just cranky and bitching, but if someone, anyone, can explain to me how a president; can put food on your table, can get you a job, can educate you, can make you go to school, not beat on your wife and children or at the very least respect your wife and neighbor.

How can a president, reduce crime on the streets and violence in the classrooms, smooth race relations, discourage the crack head from taking that next hit, convince a meth junkies to turn their lives around, convince a crazed dude from carving up and consuming his girlfriend, encourage economic development in communities throughout this nation, make an individual take better care of themselves or even force our airlines from holding us hostage for hours stranded on a runway.
They can’t people, a president never has been able to nor successfully eradicate these issues unless I missed something.

Despite all of our talk about all of our perceived “American” pride, ingenuity, resourcefulness, originality, creativity, more and more during these annoying and shallow election cycles a large mirror is constantly put in front of our faces and the reflection is not something I care to stare at.
A country that is adept at falling for ridiculous fashion trends, annoying verbal ticks “like” like; its obsession with paid partygoer skanks and emotionally unstable former pop icons is primed perfectly to absorb the array of verbal diarrhea and showbiz platitudes today’s modern politics has evolved into.

All of these people bitching about the new buzzword change, despite not knowing exactly what the fuck that is suppose to mean, no matter who is anointed the presidency, these people, these change seekers I suspect will fail to seek change in their own lives and resurrect their own miserable existences.
The crackhead, the couch potato, the wife beater, the internet child solicitor, the office gossip, the racist, the bitter, the confused, the over eater, the social retard, the obnoxious neighbor and many others will go back to life as usual.

Ah the clamor for change in Washington is a simple cry for that symbolic (necessary) change far too many of us refuse to make in our own lives.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 at 2:09 pm and is filed under Crap Politics, Snoopnote, Snoop Love, cRAZY aSS pEOPLE, Cranky rants, Young skulls of mush.
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