Let’s Make Hillary Fire All of Her Volunteers
Found this on the blog IMAO, great idea, made me laugh! Found via Conservative Grapevine
On Sunday, the Clinton campaign requested the resignation of a second Iowa volunteer coordinator who forwarded a hoax e-mail saying Barack Obama is a Muslim possibly intent on destroying the United States.Is that all it takes to get fired by the Clintons? Forwarding juicy gossip e-mails that paint negative pictures of her political opponents?
Heck, if it’s that easy, I’m thinking we could speed up the process by flaunting temptation in their direction.
So, in your spare time, forward an internet rumor e-mail to your local Clinton campaign office, with some breathless header like “I’ve been a Hillary fan for a long time, but after finding out this information about [political opponent], now I *know* I’m backing the right person for the job of President. Please pass this along to as many other loyal Hillarists as possible!”
If you don’t want to pick on Barack’s Muslimicity, there’s always:
“John Edwards: Neighbor From Hell“
“John Edwards Made My Grandpa Die From the Flu“
“Hillary Clinton - Proudly Marxist, Just Like Me!”
“Obama places hand over crotch during National Anthem“
“John Edwards - Faaaaaabulous!“
Now, I hear some of you doubters saying “this plan would never work! Hillary volunteers are FAR too savvy to fall for obvious right-wing treachery”.
To which I reply, these people are doing unpaid work for a woman with a net worth of $40 million dollars. Figuring out that they’re being suckered is obviously not their forte.
Also check out while you’re there: lolterizt! Part 27 - Ron Paul Doesn’t Translate Well
Oh I almost forgot: John Hawkins has an interview with Fred Thompson’s campaign manager. Peeping around IMAO reminded me. My bad.
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