White Guilt again?

nigga2.jpgRepublican presidential candidate John McCain said Wednesday the Senate should apologize for slavery and segregation, calling them “dark chapters in our history.”McCain said he would support a planned resolution by fellow Republican Sen. Sam Brownback, who is also seeking the presidency, to apologize for racist laws, some of which ended more than a century ago.“They were federal policies,” Brownback told the Boston Globe on Monday. “They were wrong. The only way for us to move forward . . . is at the end of the day acknowledging those, taking ownership for it, and asking for forgiveness.”McCain agreed with Brownback’s approach.

Read the rest, but why bother…

Oh it’s Friday, beautiful day outside, looking forward to the football games this weekenpimpcup.jpgd, scanning a few more blogs and I find several posting of this story.

What the hell people, if there are some of you white people out there that still feel guilty about WHAT YOUR PEOPLE DID TO OUR PEOPLE, then send that guilt my way, in the form of a check or credit card payment.
I’ll put one of those Pay Pal thingies on my site and you can contribute to the “Snoop Save A Negro Foundation” I of course will be the designated Negros you will be saving.
I will then send you a certificate absolving you of any more guilt from your ancestors horrendous treatment of Negros.

You will also be given a Negro Ghetto Pass, which will allow you safe passage through any hood in the country. Also tickets and red carpet passes to all of the Negro gala events like the BET Hip Hop Awards, The Source Awards and the NAACP Image Awards.
flavorflav.pngAnd don’t forget a coupon for a years supply of Popeye’s Chicken!

You will also get the Rosetta Stone Ebonics Edition, the best in Language Learning software.

And there is more!

You will also get your own personalized Pimp Juice Pimp Cup, collect the full set and show off to your other whitey friends at work or at your next dinner party.

And don’t forget…

You will also receive a special signed thank you letter from the Justus Brothers, Jessie and Al and a coomerative framed photo of the Jena 6.

Don’t continue to feel guilty, contribute to the Snoop Save a Negro Foundation and feel guilty, no more.

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One Response to “White Guilt again?”

  1. Eliminate White Guilt Now at The Lunch Counter Says:

    […] If you are white and are feeling especially guilty over slavery, there is an alternative to Sam Brownback and John McCain’s resolution to apologize to blacks in America for slavery.  There is a way you can eliminate all your guilt and make amends.  You can contribute directly to the “Snoop Save A Negro Foundation.” […]

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