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Thousands Line Up to Buy Apple IPhones

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Oh my God I’m “sane!” well relatively speaking…
Maybe it’s the meds or the fact I’m older and wiser, but I have no interest what-so-ever in this freaken I-Phone.

I have yet to purchase an I-pod, a flat screen TV (that will change upon the arrival of football season, I hope Mrs. Snoop does not read this), a Nintendo Wie or an X-box 360 and I have survived!!

I did purchase a new dishwasher yesterday, because the idea of dishpan hands worries me more than getting spam e-mail on my phone.

I heard one radio D.J. describe it as the “The Second Mortgage Phone” the best possible description for this new device.

A bunch of already broke ass people will become poorer because that MUST have the latest hi-tech gadget.

And these people in the photo above live in the LA area, so I know damm well they are broke.
My dear cousin who makes twice the money I do is lives in an apartment almost smaller than my office at work, no joke.
Not to mention that everybody in LA NEEDS to drive a shinny Mercedes or BMW to impress each other.

Oh who gives a crap about your school loan, that $500 a month payment on that new Mustang you can’t afford, or that OTHER cell phone you purchased for your boyfriend, now you will have to buy him this new better cell phone so you can continue to talk about and send fancy text messages about, well, NOTHING!
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Congratulations on the purchase of the latest greatest technology, creditors will soon have you on speed dial and you can start rehearsing that oft used phrase “the check is in the mail” or “you can’t evict me without 30 days notice” or “mom, dad I promise I will only be here a month.”

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