During a speech in Bedford, New Hampshire Rudy Giuliani unveiled something he calls “The Twelve Commitments” which, not surprisingly, is a list of 12 things Rudy says he is committed to doing as president.

Reading crap like this puts me in a pissy mood, because obviously political candidates continue to think the majority of voters are morons.

Shit I guess we should just clip out this list and take it to the voting booth.

My rant below is not specifically about Rudy, but politicians in general, just feel like venting.

1. I will keep America on offense in the Terrorists’ War on Us.

Hmmm no problem, but let us read more.

2. I will end illegal immigration, secure our borders, and identify every non-citizen in our nation. BULLSHIT.

We can’t get the current congress to do one simple thing when it comes to illegal immigration, BUILD A DAMM WALL. We are not enforcing existing laws, bottom line there is no way anyone’s going to “end illegal immigration” in this country, let alone “identify every non-citizen in our nation. So my question for Rudy is what the hell are you talking about?

3. I will restore fiscal discipline and cut wasteful Washington spending. BULLSHIT

Any presidential candidate that promises that is a fucken liar. The members of Congress are masters at hiding political pork in every bill they touch as long as we have these corrupt bastards in congress there isn’t a damm thing Rudy or any other so-called candidate can do about “wasteful spending”

4. I will cut taxes and reform the tax code. HMMM

Sounds good on the surface, but until serious flat tax legislation or serious talk about tax code reform is forwarded this is a pipe dream. The IRS needs to be blown up, but that ain’t happening too many jobs are tied to people being screwed by the IRS.

5. I will impose accountability on Washington. BULLSHIT

Sounds like a fucken micromanager, you are running for president not king idiot!

I’m just thinking (and that is hard for me, LOL!) Who wrote this drivel to for this dude? How does a president do that exactly?

6. I will lead America towards energy independence. BULLSHIT

The environmental lobby is one of the biggest obstacles in obtaining this so-called goal of “energy independence” Huge oil reserves are on our own soil and in case some of you have forgot, we have not even build a refinery plant in the U.S. since 1976! Why, because of environmentalist.
Alternative energy resources are squashed because of big money corrupting sources, something a president can’t do a damm thing about.
We have scams like “global warming” leading to scams like carbon offsets that further screw this process up.

7. I will give Americans more control over, and access to, healthcare with affordable and portable free-market solutions. BULLSHIT

8. I will increase adoptions, decrease abortions, and protect the quality of life for our children. BULLSHIT, A PRESIDENT CAN’T DO THAT.

What is dude going to do, go visit Tiller the Baby Killer himself and hold a gun to his head to stop him from performing abortions?
Or is he going to pay visits to skanks across that nation and shame them into not having abortions? Who is he kidding.

9. I will reform the legal system and appoint strict constructionist judges. BULLSHIT, CODEWORD.

This is just to make anti-abortion folks more receptive to him, Rudy is a Margaret Sanger fan. He is not fooling anybody.

10. I will ensure that every community in America is prepared for terrorist attacks and natural disasters. BULLSHIT, A PRESIDENT CAN’T DO THAT.

The Federal government is broke and can’t take care of meeting the needs of law enforcement resources around the nation now, how could he possible do that?

11. I will provide access to a quality education to every child in America by giving real school choice to parents. BULLSHIT, A PRESIDENT CAN’T DO THAT

The most powerful political lobbyists are the teachers unions and school choice is not on their agenda.

12. I will expand America’s involvement in the global economy and strengthen our reputation around the world. SCARY.

No doubt that Rudy would back that stupid Mexico superhighway and free trade project that RHINO’s are trying to back door around Americans, Plez!

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