L.A. Galaxy adding David Beckham in a $250-million deal
I’m not going to bother linking to this or any related stories, because this is just so fucken stupid it tis simply incomprehensible.
Look at the picture, why would I give a shit about a sport with such enduring images.
David Beckham can’t dunk. He can’t throw for 4000 yards in a season.
He can’t rush for 1500 yards. He can’t stop Kobe Bryant or Shaq, he can’t bat .300 or hit 50 homers or steal 50 bases.
He does not know how to throw a curveball or slider or turn a double play.
He can’t skate, so hat tricks are out of the question and no redneck is likely to have a Beckham sticker on his pick-up.
So what the fuck is this $250 million for?
I swear how come somebody doesn’t come to this blog and reckanize my writing talents and offer me some million dollar contract.
Shit, fewer people will watch this dude play soccer than will be reading this blog.
C’mon there has to be someone out there with money to piss away on this broke ass blogging Negro.
Help a brotha out, I’m fo sale!
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