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I post this retarded opinion piece from the Kansas University Daily Kansan mainly because I’m in a humorous mood. Although I imagine lots of left leaning folks might occasionally glance at Pooper, none are willing to come here and make a complete ass of themselves and willingly post inane drivel like this so I don’t mind giving up space to educate people on the utter ignorance of some left leaning folks. 

Just look at some of the other posts. The jackass liberal conspiracy theorists claiming the NYC plane crash was a Bush plot.
A Bush threatening teen getting star treatment in the liberal media.
CBS giving credence to the idiot notion that Bush and the Oil companies are secretly controlling gas prices as the elections draw closer.
Whether it’s idiot liberal thugs crashing a stage at Columbia or some moronic college student who does not even have the basic common sense to leave out the line: “Now let me make myself clear, I am not a Democrat.”
Only a liberal would verbalize such a ridiculous statement and do so with a straight face. 
It likely does not even dawn on this dude his credibility goes out the window and nothing he say after that means anything.
I wish someone could explain to me this particular trend that people on the left seem to have recently with starting these particular opinion pieces across the country with the firm warning to readers that “I am not a Democrat BUT” or “I use to be a Republican.”
A little advice to you people obviously devoid of common sense, most of us don’t care what your particular political bent might be.
Oh hell lets face it, most readers really don’t care what you have to say. There are millions of decently paid political pundits who can cite liberal Democrat talking points in their sleep. Leave the Democratic talking points to the experts. Howard Dean is much better at slamming right leaning types and he has the political position to back it up. 

THE EDITORIAL.. 

Well my fellow Jayhawks the 2006 midterm elections are fast approaching and if you haven’t registered to vote then run, don’t walk the library, post office or county treasurer’s office today and get it done. This election might just prove to be a pivotal point in American history.

Now let me make myself clear, I am not a Democrat.

This November however, I will be voting for every Democratic candidate that happens to be on my ballot. It will be a vote not as much for whom I want, but definitely a vote for whom I don’t want. Washington D.C. needs an enema people. The Republican control of the House and Senate must be broken up and the Democrats must move to impeach President Bush if given the majority.

For those of you who are thinking to yourselves that the midterm elections couldn’t possibly mean so much, wise up. Back in 1994, another year of midterm elections that proved to be of major importance, the Republican Party seized control of the federal House and Senate for the first time since 1954. The Republicans led by their Minority Whip, Newt Gingrich, took center stage and declared that they would clean up the “swamp” that Washington D.C. had become by restoring morality to the halls of government. Once the Republicans had control of the Congress, they moved against then Democratic President Clinton. Three years later President Clinton became just the second president ever impeached. The Grand Old do as I say not as I do Party, who declared that they would restore morals to the halls of government, chose to drag the entire country into the gutter with their investigation of sperm stains on blue dresses and strange places for President Clinton to store his cigars. As for the man leading the charge against Clinton, Time Magazine’s 1995 Man of the Year Newt Gingrich, while he was crucifying the President of the United States for an extra marital affair, he too was carrying out an affair with one of his own aids who was twenty-three years his younger.

The grounds for impeaching President Clinton were ridiculous and looking back on it the actions of the Republicans should have been a glaring indication of their hypocrisy, which is now blowing up in their faces. The Republican controlled congress has failed in their attempt, if it ever truly was an attempt, to clean up Washington and corruption is as rife as ever in the capital city. Corruption is something Democratic congressmen and senators are just as guilty of and there is no guarantee that the corruption will stop if the Republicans lose control of congress. Without a doubt though, the main reason the American people must beat the Republicans back into the minority of congress is because they have been the enablers to a man who sits in our oval office and believes that he is above the law.

Political analysts across the board believe that if the Democrats take control of the House and Senate that the impeachment process against President Bush will begin.

See only a novice would be ignorant enough to verbalize that. But he is correct, Democrats running for office are just too chickenshit to admit it.  

Republicans like to wrap the word “perjury” around the justification for their impeachment of Clinton, but the bottom line is that the presidential impeachment of 1998 was a joke that came at the expense of nearly 41 million dollars to the American taxpayers. The grounds for the impeachment of President Bush are no joke. President Bush has lied to the American people in order to send us into a war that has seen the deaths of almost three thousand U.S. servicemen and women, and 600 thousand Iraqis. He has signed off on illegal wiretaps of U.S. citizens and tried to hide it.

Wow that is news to me!

Members of his administration have leaked the identity of an active CIA operative as an act of spite when it was revealed that the Bush Administration was fabricating and over embellishing evidence to lead us to war in Iraq. All the while President Bush has pointed fingers, bullied anyone in government or the news media that was brave enough to question his administration, and continually shoved the tragedy of 9/11 in our faces as justification for his blatant disregard for the Constitution of the United States of America.

The Republican controlled house and senate has stood idle for too long. They have given too much control to the man who has dubbed himself the “Decider” and it’s time to stop the bleeding. You get rid of the Republican controlled house and senate and you effectively neuter the Bush Administration. I don’t care if the impeachment process lasts two years and on his last week in office President Bush is forced to stand trial for his abuse of the laws of this country. I hope that the political analysts are not wrong, and the Democrats will for the first time in five years show they have something other than a jelly spine. I’m all set to do my part, come that first Tuesday in November I will step in that booth and cast my vote, my prayer, for the impeachment of George Walker Bush, and I hope that the Democrats won’t let me down.

Is he done yet?  ZZZZZZZZZ!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 at 5:00 pm and is filed under Liberal Education, Angry Liberals.
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