Here I am. Posting more conservative right-wing prejudice, spin and paranoia on just what liberals are. War will enjoy this.
Liberals hate the word “liberal”. Many will try to deny the tag and call themselves progressive or some other made up shit, but true liberalism is easy to spot and recognize.
One of the great things about conservatives is that we don’t need euphemisms or code to describe who we are. We’re not afraid to admit we’re freedom-loving, traditional-thinking Americans who advocate individual liberty over group preferences at the expense of being called racists or “the white man’s mouthpiece.”
I am not, nor could I be mistaken as a “mouthpiece” for old white guys and blue suits and red ties.
I focus long and hard on liberal ideals and I love to read how they like to mask what they are really all about. Describing the transparent nature is liberals are pretty simple.
Below are some various rants describing liberals in various contexts.
War should be able to identify with these descriptions. 

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Nasty Ass Liberals: These are the people with the shaggy, nasty and unclean hair and/or beards, people who never shower, have strong body odors, smoke disgusting-smelling cigarettes and wear sandals. While I have no problem with these people doing any of these things, I do have a problem with these people trying to represent that they have America’s interest at heart when they don’t. Who wants to listen to someone you can’t stand within three feet of because of the stench? But yes I’m suppose to respect what they are saying.

Ignorant Ass liberals: People that don’t know what they’re talking about should shut up. The key to discussing politics and policies is knowing something, even a little something about politics and policies. These are people who only read the far-left blogs or other media and regurgitate Democratic Party line bullshit.

Boo Hoo liberals: Amongst this group are those who don’t vote or those that say things like: “how could you bring a child into a world like this.” Those who don’t vote help make the world a worse place by allowing the enemy, which does vote, to win the positions of power in society.
They bitch and whine about this country but they won’t take their tired ass to Canada, or get involved in something positive. But they will devote every waking hour sitting in front of a computer blogging and bitching about how evil conservative are.

Spiritualist Wacko liberals: These are the people that reject religion (make fun of and malign Christians) and then go off into some pseudo-scientific, new age, wacky, Mother Earth, extremist belief system that has little to do with the real world. Going off into the woods to bang a drum with a bunch of other naked crazy bastards doesn’t make the world a better place or get you any closer to nature.

Abusive liberals: These may be the most destructive people to the liberal movement. These are the people that yell at those who disagree with them, throw paint on people with different beliefs and assassinate politicians they don’t like. Liberals, who resort to these tactics, are no better than the evil conservatives they supposedly oppose.
Interrupting speeches, throwing pies at conservative speakers, throwing Oreo cookies at black conservatives is just tired, childish and counterproductive. No one ever stopped wearing a fur because someone threw paint on them. Rick people will just buy another dead animal.
Liberals just like to draw attention to themselves. If you were to ask one who heckled a speaker during a speech “what did you accomplish?” they could not tell you. If you ask them if they believe in free speech, they would say yes, BUT! Classic liberal arrogance and stupidity.

Liberal Communists/socialists: Leftists who advocate Communism are totally fucked up. The Communist system is unworkable in a real human society. Socialism, while it can work in the real world, is so at odds with American history and the traditions and ideals of Americans, that it is unworkable in the United States. Those who advocate these corrosive ideologies alienate the mass of the voters who associate such things with evil. When such extremism is advocated by the wacko left, it keeps right leaning (more sensible) views in power.

Win-at-any costs liberals: Many liberals advocate no-holds-barred, win-at-any cost tactics. These people see politics as an “us-against-them” struggle in which the liberal side must win at any cost. The goal of U.S. politics is to do what is best for the American people first and the people of the world second.
When liberals make it about winning elections and not about winning for the people, they seek to destroy the political system and hence destroy the country.
Just like it’s not enough to disagree with Bush and his policies, his presidency must be destroyed to preserve liberal ideals.

Liberal Conspiracy theorists: Conspiracy theories, from the left just prove how out of touch they are with the real world.
Idiots who forward these wacked theories overestimate the competence of most people in positions of power. Pulling off a conspiracy takes such a huge amount of effort and involves a huge number of people. Almost no conspiracy can long survive. People too often change their minds. People too often fall for the financial gain that can be obtained by revealing a conspiracy. There are few books that sell more than tell-all inside jobs that let us in on the secrets of the powerful. Particularly in the age of technology, it is almost impossible to keep a conspiracy secret for long. And non-secret conspiracies tend to be failed conspiracies. So these liberals (WAR) spouting off about how every American foreign policy action is 100% about oil and those who claim that Bush secretly planned 9/11 for his own benefit or that the Skull and Bones Society is secretly running the country for the sake of the whatever. Shut the fuck up. If you truly believe these types of things, then you are just plain nuts and you should be locked up in a padded room.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 at 11:24 am and is filed under General.
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